Surprise, surprise, surprise

WOW, usually, the pack turns up to the Griffith shops expecting a short run, women's clothing, plenty of bubbles, plenty of chips, before slipping into the Vietnamese restaurant for a meal which is the equivalent of the GDP of Eritrea.

But NOOOOOOOOO, tonight we arrived to be told our $30 wasn't good enough, the GM was making a blatant attempt at raising his popularity, no women's clothing, no bubbles, ordinary chips and a marathon.

The pack headed off and meandered around aimlessly before someone remembered that we were supposed to be following a trail. It was during this first 10 minutes that COUNT HER FEET got lost (at exactly 1822). Once we started following trail, life became easier, up and down Red Hill, in and out of the gated communities of Narrabundah and Griffith, the mobile riot that is The Causeway where we suffered the most casualties and back towards home and the drink stop for some delicious Port and lemonade.

Back in the reformed circle, and it's 1909 and COUNT HER FEET is still lost!!!

Charges commence:  POOSHOOTER has been outed for being late, RAMBO has been discovered not to be wearing hash attire. There is a phone call from

COUNT HER FEET, she is hopelessly lost and the only landmark around her is a row of shops.

The entire pack puts two and two together and instantly surmises that COUNT HER FEET is actually at the back of the same group of shops that we are !!!!

10 minutes later CHF has found the alleyway which returns her to reality and the hash circle: time 1957.

The GM is trying to hurry things along. The charges finish and the awards are distributed.

The PPP goes to POOSHOOTER for tardiness
THE FRB goes to GREASENIPPLE for Stealth running
The Big Prick goes to GOBBLES for loosing CHF and showing no remorse.
GREASENIPPLE is only 20 runs away from his 1000th !!!!

Late charge: Someone has worked out that RAMBO has known K WINE for 65 years, and therefore the shenanigans commenced when she was 5YO ???

The food in the restaurant was spectacular as usual, the company was convivial, Hash just keeps on keeping On On  

A big thank you to the GM and committee for this special evening. Our hash dollars at work.